I shortened the rope on the bucket used to collect the village's water. Didn't go down well.

Whenever I see anyone tweeting about donuts, I think “ugh”. Not because I’m disgusted by deep-fried sugary treats, but because those are the letters I want to insert into the spelling.

Seeing a Physio

The older you get the more you realize how precious life is. You have no desire for drama, conflict or stress. You just want good friends, a cozy home, food on the table, and people who make you happy.

A coffee table with a mirror inside creating the illusion of depth

One of the best edits I’ve ever seen.

"Can we go on the waltzers? Can we? Can we?"

Tired in the middle of the day? There's a nap for that.

Someone tell Morrissey he can finally go out tonight

So I have been having a little look at the people who run some of the Welsh anti-20mph Facebook groups. It seems that many of them a run by Tory politicians.... who live in England....and support 20mph where they live.... Let's go on a journey (at a very safe speed). [Thread]

£42 for each child raped from the Home Office who. £169,000 per person in the failed Rwanda plan. No hours of debate on the child abuse inquiry, no Tory rebellion that not 1 of recommendations has been done by Govt. No amendments from 5 families. No extra judges for rape victims.

Can’t stop laughing.. 😂

There was something very odd in the PM’s speech last night - something which infuses RE in the primary school curriculum too: the idea that everyone in this country is religious in one way or another, when we know from polls that over half the population is not religious. 1/7

I LOVE London! Lived there for years while filming & our 1st child was born there, in St. John's Wood. I wholeheartedly support Sadiq Khan for Mayor on May 2. He’s been a driving force in cleaning up London’s air & choosing #HopeOverFear For a fairer, safer & greener London,

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Stop what you're doing and watch this. Here is the man Lichfield, Burntwood and the villages have the chance to elect. A man who understands issues, cares deeply about people and wants to make a difference to people's lives. Repost, share and like this like mad. Vote Dave

Morning #Lichfield. You could almost taste the disappointment yesterday when we were seconds from being out of the Euros… Let’s not have the same disappointment at 4.30am (ish!) on Friday morning - vote on Thursday, and talk to all the LDs/Greens you know about tactical voting.

Thank you so much to everyone in Lichfield, Burntwood and the villages who put their faith in me yesterday, and over the last few weeks. It's a huge honour to be elected as your representative in Westminster and I can't wait to get on and start delivering change for our area.

Dear Universe, #Lichfield #Labour has defeated the former MP for this constituency, climbing the huge mountain of the #Conservatives majority here and bringing much-needed #change. You're welcome ☺️ Proud CLP Chair, Sue 🌹