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Never forget the paper straw wrapped in plastic.

me: they should offer a discount if the uber stank oomf: nooo everyone would be like lets take the uber stank its cheaper

those mood stabilizers got hands i haven’t had shit to say on here in like two weeks

lea Miss mamas I’m gonna need you to stop taking those and be mentally ill again

28 Days Later is great but I will say that the opening where you see scientists showing a monkey the news to see if it gets mad or whatever cracks me up every time. What were they doing

I am so honored to win the RL Stine look-alike contest for 2025. Such a surprise! The award is given every year to the author who most resembles RL Stine.

#iVoted

Walking outside right now feels like walking into someone’s open mouth

everything feels like this video right now

in eric adams’ defense I could not tell you one actual policy thing he did, good or bad. I can tell you that your teen may bring home drugs in his or her popular knapsack with many locations

Okay yeah we’re not posting that

they got me on this little ass grill but i still controlled it

just listened to Oblivion by Grimes start to end for the first time in a long time. i really Grimes was frozen in a block of ice after Art Angelz like the squirrel from Ice Age

do you remember/know of the tv show Trading Spaces

Caillou is sort of the “don draper” of the show “Caillou”

They were really making fun of Spongebob for loving his Grandma man do you know how fucked up that is

Haven’t been able to think of any good tweets lately but it’s not a big deal

[falsetto that unintentionally sounds like miss piggy] yea. and handsome too