preciso q a sabrina me coma com um strap de 30 cm só assim pra eu ser feliz essa semana

Making a frankenstein monster but all it does is jack off and scream

Freddy Fazbear and I have set aside our differences

I turn 21 next week and still no one NO ONE has taught me how to dougie. how am I supposed to show my face in da clerb like this.

John pork is calling but it's not kosher to pick up the phone is that anything

i think I'll walk down the aisle to trap queen. yes yes this is good.

there's actually a secret 8th deadly sin but I'm gatekeeping it

in a frenzy

I'll beat the shit outta Santa Claus idgaf

let me in that house don't be shy

I think perhaps Sabrina Carpenter is the second coming of Christ

WHO is canning the worms in the first place

Me high off an edible watching the new minions movie in a theater full of children

Robert De Niro says he prefers the Minions over Madagascar.

you are not jules from euphoria you are kurt from glee

The fact that Jesus was a Carpenter and her mother is literally Madonna. This is more biblical than the bible itself.

lesbian visibility week starting on 4/20. important

when you download ig reels they assign you 1 schizophrenic person who only you can see. mine is a lady from Newark