As a man who loves fantasy football and Survivor, I enjoy this. But I also must warn that this whole tribe is wiped out before the final 5.

Good for Lowry. This is exactly how a lineman should protect his quarterback.

Crabsmack is about to be so famous.

A bad 24 hours for predators

Love the Bengals bringing in a QB to do nothing but lose them draft position

The one man who would’ve saved the league from the Jalen Hurts tush push:

The seals are the defending champions of the world. I pick them and let them pick whichever loser’s bracket team they want to pair up with.

I love when Elon drops a surprise new James Bond doomsday weapon

This makes me want to steal a car

Are there any studios that do yoga for middle aged fat dudes?

Colts flight plan: ✈️ Indianapolis -> Transylvania (1 night layover) -> Berlin ✈️

Is Rizo good at #survivor or is Jawan historically bad?

Erin Andrews is first ballot Hall of Fame

Congrats on the numbers!

The Dinger is back, the greatest Best Ball contest of them all! Planning to max enter this. If I win 1st place in The Dinger, $10,000 of the prize will go to a randomly selected person who Retweets this. Only rule is you have to do at least one Dinger Draft yourself, and reply

So the top 4 QBs all time

I am so here for this. Hey Steeler fans you think you were frustrated with Tomlin? Bwahahahaha.

Donald Trump back in 2020: "We’ve spent 8 trillion dollars in the Middle East and we’re not fixing our roads... It's crazy."

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.