Gotta meet this kid

Never kill yourself

Fuck you Netanyahu! I’ll have a great weekend regardless of what you think.

Do I even bother watching the Titans today? Jake Locker

I’m not saying CFB Home is the dumbest person on twitter but he better hope the dumbest person on twitter doesn’t die. CFB Home

Let’s have a night #expand Bill Buford Steve Stroker

Thot daughter or Kiffen supporting son

Bring me back #dixielanddelight #feelslike22

This class is #mybitch

That’ll play

Just bombed my accounting final. Going to pick up Paul Dickenson because whether we win or lose, we fucking booze. #metoo

Quickest ways to get workers comp this winter? Need more money for day trading.

Michigan State insta burner? #nuke the game

I feel like a deranged uncle on Facebook the way I throw my tweets into the void for no one to see

My kids never gonna hear the end of the great gloving war of 2025 #gloving #michigancheated

Highscool boys back together and 3 aren’t drinking. Games gone.

Holy fuck that body of yours is insane #shiner #hometownhero

I fucking suck at poker, just not as much as the dude on the left. #owedmoney #BW

Mom knows ball #polo #blue42