Oh we named that black cat Gutterball cause I first saw her in the gutter outside our house haha

Anyone who brings a 4 month old baby out into 120 degree heat so that they could party should not be parents 😤

Where did all my energy when I was a kid go lol I can barely keep up with my son

Are we just not gonna talk about how Bubble Buddy literally killed a man 💀💀💀

I want to hang out with kesha so bad, she just like me fr 😭

Why am I not sleeping well lately 😭😭😭 I’m perpetually tired all the time now

The porn bots are starting to follow me 😡😡😡😡😡

My son meeting one of my husbands longtime friends: Son: I don’t like this man Friend: I brought bread Son: This man is my best friend

I did not just learn that Kamina and Diavolo have the same VA in this way oml

My hair is so long it takes a really long time to make sure I’ve scrubbed in the shampoo and conditioner well enough, then it also takes a long time to make sure I washed it all out. Like 30 mins alone is dedicated to washing my hair lol

“But he comes back every night!”

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Can you say Yu Yu Hakusho 😂😂😂😂

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