Ooo ooo ooooo kylie yassssss I know her. Thank fuck. #Brits

Going by Stevie tosh’s clues from yesterday I’ve deduced it’s going to be mark fotheringham with Kenny miller as his assistant. You heard it hear first.

I wonder if all the psycho cunts demanding Kate show herself and tell everyone what’s going on in her life are happy now. Bunch of fucking ghouls. If she needs privacy then leave them be.

Dan burn is just the best guy ever 🖤🤍

Fabio silva might be the biggest prick to ever play in an old firm derby. No mean feat considering he plays in a team with Todd cantwell.

Latvia for the win….. mon I dons….. #Eurovision2024

Duk must be the size of a fucking hoose by now eh? Hope he comes crawling back now and has to play in the fucking under 12’s. #Arsehole

Really good of ticketmaster to collapse and take a massive shite in everyone’s mouths. So happy.

I thought I was missing something when watching the boxing but after looking on here I realise I’m not the only person wondering why the fuck Rosie Perez is on co commentary for the fights.

Nice to see the commentators are impartial. Mauro renallo almost crying after that result.

Everyone waiting to see what a 58 year old Mike Tyson boxes like. Turns out it’s like a 58 year old man boxing. Sad to see him like this. Wish he’d stayed away.

Stellar performance from Charlene in the final chase there #TheChase

Worst away day ever. Bus broke down at the pub to had to walk to tanadump, stood on dog shit avoiding the spice zombies, near crushed to death trying to get into tanadump then an utter dog shit performance. Won’t be back.

Don’t think this cocky fucker Stevenson was expecting to still be going in round 8. Massive credit to padley for this performance. #TheLastCrescendo

Thoughts and prayers to Open Goal on having to talk about Aberdeen for more than 2 minutes. I’m sure faddy will try his best to drag you through this episode being slightly impartial. Hopefully Derek Ferguson doesn’t hurt himself tripping over his lip on the way in to record

I assume the Dutch league is a far better league than the premiership eh Brendan?

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

I see work must have dried up for wolfie from the inbetweeners. I see he’s on #TheChase tonight in seat 3. Not a chance he’s 18.