My patna think a hunnid thou balling

Running a company: 2020: can you survive a pandemic? 2021: still here? we’re going to give all of your competitors $100m series A rounds. 2022: wow, you made it? okay, all engineers cost $600,000/year now. 2023: nice job! okay, SVB failed and we’re going to take away your

Once in a while, Saturday Night Live is funny.

I want a burrito, but I would also like noodles 😔

Small ahh world 😅

Bro you’re not gonna believe what’s free

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

Literally me rn

The one employed philosophy PhD right now

average person: "fuck ai and fuck data centers" a16z: "what if agents parented your children"

Ain’t on best terms but I wish u well

I conducted interviews. Managed payroll. No aych arruh

It used to be the other way around but now niggas get into rap so they can die and go to jail.

There’s an entire world I’m just blissfully unaware of

Watching AllBirds stock be +430% after announcing a pivot from being a shoe company to a GPU as a service AI company

this called pulling a berkshire hathaway

Self made meaning I designed myself

I ain’t living vicariously through nobody