// STOP I SUCK… AND NO THAT WASNT A VAMPIRE PUN

This is very true.

// FALSE

// It’s been 84 years since I’ve read/watched Twilight…please bear with me as I navigate this foreign landscape.

“Double rude.” He pinches her side, but just barely. More of a vampire-sized tickle, really. “And mean. I’m not as dumb as you look~” Oh, he’s cheeky tonight.

“Hey! Skilled labor is just as important. Besides,” now he’s REALLY smug. “I didn’t say you 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 dumb. I said you 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 dumb.” ~Winks.

Ohh, he knows. She’s 𝒇𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 .

It’s one of the many, many reasons he married her. So, yes~

Like he said, there are many, many reasons. ~Cheeky~

“Heyyy, Bella! Still driving that heap, I see~”