Nap time as a child is a punishment. Nap time as an adult is a gift.

The phrase “killing time” is ironic because it’s really time that’s killing you.

A cactus is nothing but a heavily armed cucumber.

Teachers will be quick to say that a classroom isn’t a place to sleep, but by that logic a house isn’t a place to study.

Luv my Z

My name is Ziva aka Big Z. This is the beginning of my social media campaign to share my cuteness. #dogsoftwitter #puppy #puppylove #Chihuahua #chiweenie #daschund #cuteface #petsmart #snuggles #doglovers #dogsofinstagram #thesnuggleisreal