Steph Curry just casually making 5 full court shots in a row WTF IS THIS WITCHCRAFT Pat Bev Pod

#NewProfilePic back on twitter. might start tweeting again, might not. got this photo from my Uber profile picture. that is all.

Y’all ever had a strawberry banana capri sun? feel like that was the great white buffalo of capri sun flavors. if you’ve had it, you get get it. been thinking about that a lot lately. that’s all.

y’all ever get one of those two factor texts like your code is 9283 when didn’t try to login to anything and think who TF am I supposed to call ghost busters

This is a must post every 4th of July ⚾️🇺🇸

This is the best, most interesting and saddest (!) presentation I have witnessed at any conference. Hard to be all three. Bill Gurley torches the political class and calls out some superior forms of corruption he’s witnessed during his business career. Must. Watch.

For man can cannot live off McDoubles alone. So on the seventh day: God created the dollar menu.

“@eCardsForMen: Be a friend today. pic.x.com/Spo4xBxLbx” @justinthimesch

“WORLD STAR COMEDY: I NEED A FRIEND LIKE THIS vine.co/v/OpXhXaEeYqn” Martin Addi

"Hey girlfriend, I'm sorry" -For what? "Everything" - Marshall McDougal

"I'm gonna be in trouble tomorrow.." -You need to apologize "Apologize? I have a test at 9 am" Marshall McDougal

The government shut down cause this was too 🔥😂

"At some point in your college career you just gotta say eh? School? Nah." Marshall McDougal

Coming in November of 2015:

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