i’m not a big drinker, i hate a vape.. but weed 😗 that bitch got a chokehold on me

roast beef pussy is very cute TO ME.. like aw babe she stick her tongue out at me

yk what i love about college?? using the same research paper over & over for different classes, tweaking it slightly here & there

& boom baby, i got a 5 page paper based off a previous 9 page research paper for a different class 😌

to keep up w/ audible, spotify is now selling audiobooks. do NOT buy from either of these brands. there's an app called Libby which is 100% FREE that has thousands of old & brand new audiobooks and all you need is your library card number!

i hate living alone & being sick

why won’t he let me squirt on his face?! 😩

would y’all be mad if i moved my rave girl shit over here?

my bday on thanksgiving day this year 🥹

it’s 9:30 on a friday night & i just took nyquil 😭

men be complaining that squirt is pee but have battery acid cum

i eat the cum outta cucumber

i need a man that can toss me around 🥵

can we normalize making a registry for your birthday instead of only making them for weddings and baby showers? because when it’s my friends bdays it would be so much nicer to click on their amazon registry and send a gift that they actually want right to their doorstep

i luv that this is at the jc penny photo studio

me today

so much chest she can’t fit it in the cam 🤤

submitted a paper i absolutely wrote for a different class

i never been so embarrassed, pulled up to a red light w fine ass man next to me, i scooted up to get a peek when i see a baby seat in the back & the mama right next to it staring me tf down

people with bright ass headlights deserve to get break checked