Final episode viewership Breaking Bad: 10.3 million viewers The Sopranos: 11.9 million Big Bang Theory: 18.0 million Game of Thrones: 19.3 million Friends: 52.5 million Seinfeld: 76.3 million M*A*S*H: 105.9 million #gotfinale #gameofthronesfinale

Every conversation with our 2-year-old. youtu.be/ZmivKyEY1Dk via YouTube

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Not a frequent twitterer. Shouting into the abyss. Have I been missing out?

The more I watch the Star Wars pre-quels, the more I want to punch Santa in the face. #canweremakethemalready #StarWars

This is literally shouting into the blind.

The combined #golfjokes and #dadjokes in a golf locker room is epic entertainment and hours of material for everyone forever.

Thanks for the #greenlandmovie recommendation Joe Rogan - my projected daily anxiety level will be much lower now. #dadlife

All our kids are toilet-trained, but none seem to be flush-the-toilet-trained. #comeon #dadlife #soeasy

How old do my kids have to be to call out their “bullsh*t” by actually saying “bullsh*t”? #is4tooyoung #maybe5 #dadlife

Better than the walk-up song: the carpool pick-up song:

If you have Dan Hicks and Rowdy Gaines calling swimming, you don’t need #coffee. But if you have kids like ours, there’s never enough #coffee. #usa #usaswimming #TokyoOlympics #OlympicSwimming

Scream-cheered Erin Jackson for the huge win. Brisket’s on, #Olympics are on, #SuperBowl pre-game is on. #usa #Bengals #texas

A pretty solid carry-on this morning for Cam Smith. (via Judgewise on IG)

Jay Monahan is Tom Wambgans. After all of his bluster, his 9/11 stuff…to sit there next to Yasir on CNBC trying to spin this as victory for the tour (regardless of how much money is involved) instead of resigning on the spot. That 4pm players meeting is gonna be the thunderdome.

Community pool. Kids = fun. Parents = safety vigilance + judging other #Parents on their kids, swimwear, tattoos, their guests. #truth

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Fashion trending,Chosen by your eyes t.cn/RpEP5sT

Can’t wait to race this incredible Boston Field!#togetherforward x.com/jhboston26/sta…