things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

Ramadan don finish This girl don dey talk say she miss me

i’ve not had physical touch or felt real love in more than 2yrs. i really do not want to start talking to new women cos now it’s like a chore; they’re boring as hell and come with all kinds of burdens.

- If you add someone and they accept your request, do not proceed to start sending them snaps. You are a human being not a goat. - If you send anyone snap twice and they don’t send back, it means they don’t want to keep streaks with you, use your head and stop. - If you are

When she falsely pins the pregnancy on you and she and the baby d!e during labour.

Uhm…

Date cancelled,she didn’t send me money for transport

This lady thinks I'll get married to her lol I can't marry a lady that still has a father.

you want a boyfriend but you don’t want to spend?? ewww

There jorrr

“he CHEWED HIM UP” That nigga lost the moment he defined a woman with that long ahh sentence

Nahhh

I don enter semi final 😂

Talking to low IQ babes <<<<<<<<<<

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