One day your 15 n the next thing you know you’re almost 30 😫

Olivia Rodrigo’s new album and ‘STOP! THAT! TRAIN!’ starring RuPaul come out the same day, June 12.

WOKE FORCES ARE TRYING TO SILENCE MY PLATONIC, ALMOST FATHERLY, DEEP AFFECTION TOWARDS MY NEPHEW TONY. YES HE IS NAMED TONY HE IS 28 YEARS OLD AND I AM COOKING PIZZA FOR HIM. TRY AND STOP ME LIBERALS.

. Harley Morenstein You used to follow me on my old Twitter account. I was the first man to make a quadruple bacon-wrapped beef burger sandwich with brown sauce and pickled onions in Pitlochry Scotland. I miss you brother

I am not gay but my sperms are That is why none of my wives were diagnosed with pregnant

I thought I was alone!! 😂😂😂

Can we all finally admit that Nigel Farage is hot

I have created my brand new website for exciting Ethan updates .com Please read

If I get food posioning again I will end someon!!!

Yo mama so curious and attentive

My nephew fucked up my toes LOL damn that little bastard

#Imagine Nigel takes you out for dinner on your one year anniversary. 'happy one year, babe' he says before kissing you

Favourite new hobby... Saying anal sex to my nephew Tony as we bike (but I'm using trianing wheels, obvs) past people just to embarrass him.

Drag Race Season 18 Bloody sucks testicles #SorryBoutIt

#NowListening Tug of War (1982) by SIR James Paul McCareney

"Where there's a will there is a way" Believe or not?

How's math or reading going for you? What's that one thing you're so passionate about?

I want to plant a cheeky kiss on each of his teeth 😍