Art majors have very innocuous profile pictures and weird Twitter names. The incognito mode is top notch.

A big ty to David Attenborough

On the second day of me working with the kiddos at my new job this 5-7 year old girl felt it necessary to tell me and the other teacher what a paradox was. Love that for her.

The most hilarious and frustrating thing thats happened at my teaching would be me spending 2 hours cleaning up almost two gallons of spilt tempera paint.

This is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee.

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My coworkers don't feel like coworkers. They're like a family of artist who exude love and light. Damn.

Damn this year really made me crumble like a dry ass cookie

My dogs vibe check meter is unmatched

Have you lost the urge to treat yourself with small basic pleasures?

I am either super numb or just completely stupid and don't realize that you're insulting me

NAIL CHECK

I'm only a good person because you never know when John Quiñones is watching

Every Billionaire Right Now:

Luigi Mangione worshipers take note.