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This is the best dog ever

On October 10…the Boogeyman is back. On Friday night, I’ll send one random winner a signed ARC of Becoming the Boogeyman. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

My wife finally got a bike that can keep up with mine and I’m stoked

Today I learned that there is a gene mutation named sonic hedgehog

Our house is slowly transforming into a green bean

I’m losing my shit over this 😂

Blacked out and accidentally spent almost 100 bucks on pumpkins whoops

Not that I don’t want the deer to eat BUT if they eat my pumpkins they’re gonna catch these spooky hands

HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY — Next weekend, I’ll pick one random winner to receive a free SIGNED Stephen King book. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck! * I also hope you’ll take a look at CHASING THE BOOGEYMAN & BECOMING THE BOOGEYMAN and consider giving them a read! Thx!

When I die, I will become a rock.

Sometimes I imagine a world where Bill Nye is our president

I feel like we all just forgot how Lena Dunham molested her sister and thinks it’s totally okay

I keep fucking buying books that I don’t have time to read and even if I did have time to read them, there’s too many to fucking read

I wish jk rowling would just shut the fuck up already

Surprise surprise