house : (doing some annoying bullshit) chase : this patient jus needs to loose weight cameron : this patient needs our help foreman :

how HR sleeps after posting a job they already planned to fill internally anyway

Israel is so insane it’s making Kim Jong Un sound based.

Manager: I need you to work this Saturday. Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends. Manager: What time will you get here? Me: On Monday

agora sim vamos ter casas a preços acessíveis 🙏

Quando chego no trabalho e tem trabalho

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

Me at work pretending to be nice

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

1 de maio é dia de tomar consciência de classe