Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Garda Station: What is her height? Husband: Ara jaysus, I'm not sure. About 5 or 6 feet. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Middling. Sergeant: Colour of

Well there goes 20 minutes of my day. On Tiger Woods 50th birthday, his 50 best shots of his career. Jack had more majors. Hogan hit it straighter. Bobby Jones won the calendar Grand Slam. But NOBODY did it like Tiger. A true showman.

Spanish Dave - best I have ever seen and a joy to watch live week in and week out - did not get the credit he should David Silva

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

Sadly all 20 for me 👴 😱

This dog gives a whole new meaning to FUR MISSILE!!! 😳

These two used to try that all the time, I am sure it worked several times

Yep all 20 for me

Joke tonight Manchester City a game where security was supposedly heightened we see 3 fans enter the field of play, flares and firecrackers in away end. Away fans in the home end, and one of our own manhandled out by security for wanting an away fan evicted! Sort it out City!

As more and more information comes through from City fans at the Galatasaray game it seems yet AGAIN the club really fucked its ticketing. Fans assaulted, some by our own stewards, flares, Galatasaray fans in the Family Stand, Colin Bell, etc. Absolute shit show. Can’t transfer

I’m puzzled. Why did bus driver Mark Hehir receive the sack rather than a bonus for being a hero? Hehir was driving his 206 in North London when he spotted a male passenger ripping a necklace from a woman passenger and then escaping from the bus. Like a true hero he jumped out

🚨🇬🇧 “Net Zero is industrial suicide and it has to end” “What percentage is Britain’s global CO2 outputs? Listen to this and then also understand that CO2 makes up 0.04% total gases in the atmosphere. Of this 0.04% only 3% is man-made. Therefore, the UK contribution globally

Correct but the point is it is a real own goal to increasing a fan base over time. It is impossible to gift your tickets to someone who has only supported from TV watching / youngster before and therefore not introducing new match going fans to grow or fill natural voids

This is brilliant. Arsenal, we’re coming for you 😂😂😂 Manchester City

My favourite ever Manchester City memory was when I was able to transfer my season ticket to somebody else without having to clear three levels of security…. Oh, and get tickets for away games without have a YouTuber stood next to me filming a last minute penalty..

You would have been perfect for this but I think we all know they want yes men so they can tick a box!

This has to be the worst decision of the whole Premier League season imo ✅ Haaland beats Sels to the ball ✅ Haaland attempts to go around Sels ✅ Sels brings down Haaland ❌ No penalty The PGMOL are practically handing Arsenal the title 🤝

Embarrassing

That was me 😉

Love it