"are you ok" bro i eat one meal a day at 5pm don't ask me if im ok

I have more in common with an octopus than I may have originally thought...

Does anyone else just feel like a boomer when their phone automatically capitalizes LOL

I just rediscovered Honey Boo Boo and why am I not surprised she turned into a hot Cheetos type bitch 😭

Bro I knew what I was doing mixing darks and lights, I was ready to face my demons

me: “i’m fine” also me:

The b in my name stands for baddest bitch of them all

I’m tired of being ugly 😔

I’m so weak my last three tweets are the most intense Gemini energy I can’t

jeep trucks are probably the ugliest things I’ve EVER seen

we have decided to drop these to even the score. damn y’all happy now?

Sorry I wasn’t horny I was thinking about trying to live

The real gateway drug is trauma theydies and gentlethems

She is simply an ICON

I’d have to Uber off this shit

i hope they make new barney a polyamorous trans lesbian just for you brigitte

Bc I’m deaf unless I can read it too 😭