Coach Venables lost eight Conference games in his two seasons in the Big 12

Tell em Joe Flacco still doin it

How it feels to fold and put away your laundry right after it comes out of the dryer

yeah, well, not according to my warped perception of reality

There are people that live among us who live their lives almost indistinguishably from a Wall-E chair person

I don’t do “small talk.” I want to hear about big ideas- the weather, current events, any weekend plans you might have.

This years flown by, can’t believe it’s already almost Happy Honda Days 😊

i take back everything annoying i’ve ever said. whew. clean slate 😎

Me everytime I watch the Steelers

When your football team is good: watching sports is a shared cultural experience that is lacking in today’s self centered world When your football team is bad: wasting your Sunday every week toiling over things out of your control is destroying your soul

The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.

Barrett Carter and Demetrius Knight truly unbelievable players (derogatory)

Makes sense he is a fit for PSU, his son on the far right literally looks like our mascot

How it feels when a t-shirt you wear outside gets relegated to a t-shirt you wear at home after a legendary run

People always bring up Altima’s and Challengers as being reckless but the driver of that rusted out 2002 chevy suburban does not fear god

Absolutely terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Saying “just how they drew it up!” after a wacky off script play is an underrated white guyism

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.