‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

nah fr, Twitter is actually the land of perfect human beings 😭 someone said she goes on solo dates to restaurants and still hasn’t found love, and people are now doing “me I’d rather stay at home and order food” okay… and? she went out to find a man. so what now? I’m not

White people own $2.5 trillion (R40 trillion) in stolen mines & minerals while Black people starve. Yet you want to fight & burn foreigners for spaza shops cause they are eating nice 🤡😭😭

“If a woman wants you, she will get you”

Proof that trusting criminals always comes with consequences😂

Idiot even had the nerve to bring my wife’s business into it. Talmbout “I even wanted to give my house to the wife to do the interior design” Person wey we give bill, e run🤣🤣 Where e wan see money if him mummy no give am?

I even like as she didn't apologize. Love seeing sturborn people sink in their foolery... Anyone that calls her a pedophile now won't be wrong... Na she go tire eventually.

Seyi Law said "Nigeria is safer now than 10 years ago. He is from Ondo State where a Monarch was slaughtered in front of his palace by Fulani Terrorists. Supporting APC is rejecting dignity

I remember one time a guy had so many pictures of Rayna on his phone because he thought she was adorable and all. You people dragged him and said he was a pedophile. Bro even tried defending himself, saying that he just found Rayna beautiful and cute, but you all refused to

El Chapo sent his engineers to Germany for months to learn tunnel construction so they could free him from prison

If Don Pablo was alive today, El Mencho would be kissing his ring.

???

A vicious Viktor finish 💥

Drug cartels are very ruthless. Their drúgs come first before human lives. Funny how I have never heard of El Mencho till yesterday. Man was so lowkey and didn’t live a flamboyant lifestyle, even with his Billions of dollars. Said to worth 50 billion dollars…Surpassing

How do they still call it a derby when they’re all Manchester City fans?

Calm. Ready. Gyokeres.

Arsenal have played Brentford, Wigan, Wolves and Spurs since the last time Manchester United played a game. But somehow, there fans still think they’re a big club. 💀💀

How does Seyi Law do it? Nobody should be this stupid na. This is beyond stupidity. It is wickedness.

I pray one day, you will experience the bad side of the equivalent of Wike and people will praise that equivalent whilst you cry, assuming the experience means you still have breath.