E get why I never pump water for a week now. All thanks to Chelsea fans.

Since the David Coote fiasco, Liverpool have been given a free ride by referees.

Official: Florian Wirtz has gone 007. £150m, Bond.

200 appearances 64 goals 51 assists Bruno Fernandes’ Premier League record is unbelievable! That’s goal number 100 for Man Utd (all comps) too! 💯

Amad getting to that age where you can’t ignore how African he is

Bruno Fernandes has been directly involved in 100 Premier League goals since the start of 20/21, more than any other midfielder across Europe’s top five leagues. 56 goals & 44 assists. 🔝

📸 - THERE ARE 3 THINGS CERTAIN IN LIFE: 1. DEATH. 2. PAYING TAX. 3. MANCHESTER UNITED OWNING CHELSEA AT HOME!

WHO'S THAT TWAT FROM ARGENTINA?

“all I see is a 3/3 Win” 😭😭😭😭

Midfielders with 100+ goals for Manchester United: Bobby Charlton (245) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ryan Giggs (168) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Paul Scholes (155) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bruno Fernandes (100) 🇵🇹 United heroes 🔴

Some achievement from Garnacho to have the Ronaldo song reworded for him and then get the Tevez one within a couple of years

if you don wake retweet so they knw we’ve not forgotten 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Contrary to what you all might feel, this is absolutely what you should be doing in the club, not all that aura farming and phone pressing shit we all do

Against City, United kept 70% possession in the second half. United created 11 shots worth 1.49xG. Against United, Chelsea kept 72% possession in the second half. Chelsea created only 3 shots worth 0.34xG.

Haaland and Mbappe both became hilariously underrated and so decided to remind everyone who the fuck they were.

Please show some respect to the GOAT of terrorismo ball

Viktor Gyokeres vs Manchester City: 0 Goals/Assists 0 Shots 0 Dribbles 0 Key Passes 13 Possessions Lost G-SHOCKERES 👏👏👏

His only problem in life is a lack of arrogance. If he had Garnacho's mentality, he'd be unstoppable.

Manchester is Red🫰🏾❤️😂 #GGMU