need all of my friends to stay out of legal trouble i can’t afford to have my texts go public like this

Me watching bad bunny Me when superbowl performance It ends

a shame cause i would’ve sat through 6 more seasons of this satanic friend group terrorizing each other and me

The first trailer for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ has been released. In theaters on June 12.

OH THIS BOOK WAS ON THE SHELF OF EVERY CLASS ROOM IN AMERICA!! WHEN WE TALK ABOUT LITERATURE

Scary Movie (2000) | Scary Movie 6 (2026)

people being offended as if they’ve never seen Scary Movie before? I hope they make yall mad as hell

You shelve the bachelorette season and you invite all of Ryan’s matches to the mansion for a LIVE season of The Bachelor. It’s the only move. He’s camera ready and trained. They’re probably thinking that there’s no way Seacrest is on Tinder and this is a catfish situation.

We gotta turn the cameras back on There’s never been a better time to film

schools were shaken and the cafeteria was never the same after that

idk how to explain to non-horror fans that the greatest love story of all time is in the conjuring franchise

i need to get my cat a phone so he can call me while i’m at work

for the love of god Turn On The Cameras

Born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to see Kim Richards vs Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam

a fun fact about me: if you write me a letter or note I will literally keep it for the rest of my life

real essay writers know

Andy Cohen Bravo and Botox Bunny from NY: Amanda, after Ciara took the fertility test for you, spoke life into you about your crumbling relationship and low self esteem encouraging you to go after your dreams of starting your own swimsuit line, and you sat by rubbing her shoulders as she cried explaining

I’m sorry you’re just not going to convince me this is bad lol. This is the definition of full-circle. Look at how far doing covers in his living room as a child took him.

how it feels listening to daisies by justin bieber