I don't understand the secret language of barbers. I don't know what the numbers would mean and I get super anxious when people assume I understand. I just ask the barber to do what they think is best, which always backfires. I get bad haircuts. Being neurodiverse is hard.

You gotta love a three day weekend for people in the Boston area. Tell your boss, you care deeply about the Boston Marathon. Maybe they'll give you the day off?

To all the NicKnacks who are the emotional glue in any friend environment they join: Please learn to let others help you. I assure you it will help, but it's a skill to be vulnerable that you need. Pushing your feelings away for others, will catch up to you. Love, Nic

If Princess Jasmine taught us anything it's that people aren't prizes to be won. It doesn't seem like a difficult concept to understand.

I have said so much throughout my time in Blaseball. There is so much more that could be said. Instead, I will just remind you all. Blaseball winners get remembered, but NicKnacks never die. I love you all my beautiful NicKnacks. Once more with passion Nictory! Your bud, Nic

Can I please be on @TheSplortsHub now Joey?

The biggest lie we tell ourselves is that an ending needs to be profound. When the end comes, we learn and grow but sometimes it's just the end and that's okay. Don't dwell in what could have been. As my people say, may Blaseball's memory be a blessing.

Inner Sage, Outer Jester.

Note to self: New legal comedy podcast name. "Licensed Fools"

Did you know you could pet the dog in blaseball? It was a whole thing.

Nic Winkler Presents: Nic Winkler Offers You A Friendly Blaseball Boop In These Trying Times. *Interior* Nic Winkler Enters NW: "Boop" -End Written & Directed by Nic Winkler.