"customers are always right" not on my shift u not

Men will be like ‘Wtf are you even watching’ then watch 3 seasons of it with it you

really need for rings of power to come back on

like it’s just one rib. can’t hurt to have it gone like we have plenty more right???? all i want in this shit world but my man said no🥹🥹🥹🥹

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how can i live laugh love in these conditions

Sport has always been an essential part of my life. I’ve played and watched so many different ones over the years. But the one that I’ve always loved the most is surfing. Growing up, my dad would pack my brothers and me in the Kombi van to take the hour-and-a-half ride to the

stepping foot onto a golf course is on my mind heavy just need for the weather to act right😒

not my man reciting the Rusty’s phone number to me as if i haven’t had it in my favorites for the last 10 years🙄

my therapist is fr my bestie i love that woman lmao

water is SO elite

“do you remember” me:

okay but the xtra hot hot cheetos really do not need to pop off the way that they do

spray tans are 1,00,000,000/10

currently on a golf course tanning in a bikini with champagne in one hand and a hot dog in the other and idk how life could be much better🤷🏼‍♀️

i wake up with 7 notifications from twitter because 7 different people i don’t know tweeted. why

every time i’m done with spin my man has the shower running for me and clothes laid out. men: it’s ALWAYS the little things ladies: NEVER settle

ice age is literally so funny

been sobbing all day then robbie lawler happens? like wtf

oh we love having wine brought to us while in the shower to prep for a nice decompressing friday. who is she??