My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the animal planet. He might see his ex there.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to dream. Whatcha doing? Trying to dream of a life without me?

My boyfriend isn't allowed to sleep unless I'm watching him. If he laughs in his sleep I'm coming in his dreams to see what's so damn funny.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.

My boyfriend ain't allowed to use a map. What he trying to find? I ain't lost.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to wear shoes with laces. He might trip & fall in love with someone else. He better wear them Sketcher slip ons.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to give a girl his jacket. That hoe knows damn well what channel the weather is on, she coulda checked it

My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to the waitress, she don't need to be giving him the daily special.. I am the daily special.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to work at KFC. Tryna touch other legs, breasts , and thighs all day?? Nah boo

My boyfriend isn't allowed to do algebra. He doesn't need to know how to find his X.

My boyfriend is not allowed to drink water. I don't want other girls getting the impression that he's thirsty.

My boyfriend not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone, it's a wePhone.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to the beach. What you looking for? Other fish in the sea? HELL NO☝

My bf isn't allowed to speak to other girls on the phone. If he call 911 and a woman answers he better hang up & try again.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to McDonald's. The only thing you gonna be lovin is me

My boyfriend isn't allowed to swim without floaties. Tryna drown and escape this relationship? Not today

My boyfriend isn't allowed to vacation in Florida. why you tryna visit the sunshine state? I'm your sunshine, YOUR ONLY SUNSHINE

My boyfriend isn't allowed to retweet another woman's tweet. He can call me and we can discuss as a team if we're gonna rt it.

My boyfriend isn't allowed to hug other chicks, you better pet that hoe on the head like a dog .

My boyfriend isn't allowed to say "ily from the bottom of my heart" What you gonna do with the free space at the top? Love other girls? NO