if you’re a woman who’s always struggled w money, focus on relaxing ur nervous system + imagine magnetically pulling $ towards u rather than chasing it externally. idc if it sounds stupid, try it. fear/desperation pushes $ away. trust that u deserve safety, security, nourishment

She’s not dropping act 3 until 2026. Act 1 was 2022 Tour 2023 Act 2 was 2024 Tour 2025 Act 3 will be 2026 Tour in 2027.

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage baiting for 23 cents

Never ending Midnight Sun

Traveling during rush hour with stage makeup

Lol Dave is literally a coon.

Life changing

I thought mercury retrogrades were not supposed to affect me because I was born during one BUT I have a refund that I’m waiting on and I feel like it’s taking ages because of the retrograde…

Twin

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

Why the fuck should anyone listen to Dave ? What does he know ?

I applied for that job actually. They really should’ve hired me 🤗

My shoe 🙁

Everything is actually going to be okay

As someone that has used every streaming service available in the U.K, I can confirm that Disney + is the best. Followed by Now TV entertainment package.

we are doomed