Everything I wear has a glowing element. I’m like a walking glow stick.

An absolute mystery.

I have the slightest suspicion you might be lying.

No violent tendencies at all, huh?

rummages through the trash like a raccoon.

Ends up almost waist deep in the trash can before finally getting out. Totally normal behavior. “WhoA! Didn’t see you there, comrade.”

Quickly stops, pretending like nothing happened. “Yo, hey, what’s up?”

t r a s h b o t

Red alert! He was caught. “Just… uhhh…” he was terrible at lying! It wasn’t in his initial programming but that didn’t mean he wouldn’t try. “I— I was inspecting it. For impurities.” It’s /trash/.

“You’re right about that,” he was pleased that worked. “One time I found a whole urn. It was still full of person dust.”

He looked up at him, blinking a few times. “Uhh..” 👉👈 “Kind of. I may or may not have seen a perfectly good yo-yo in there.”

“Throwing away an entire body isn’t the proper way of disposing. I suppose having them turned to ash first is the best course of action. Though limb removal could also work,” he said thoughtfully, tapping a finger to his lips. “Oh, whoops. These aren’t clean hands.”

|| i’m knee deep into abo verse at this point. everything i do is abo. all of my ocs have their status. don’t worry abt it 😗

The little screen on his chest pulsed color lightly a few times, the image of two fingers pointed together appearing. 👉👈 “Youre right.. wouldnt want to need repairs. Not in this economy.” He sighed, brushing his hands off on his pants. “Guess you better babysit me.”

|| I will do RPs and stuff soon but with everything going on, it’s possible I won’t even be able to check online for a few days. 😔 Maybe in a week or so I can pick it up again.

low battery. tired.

Can androids get tired? Because I am.

[ Waddles over. Slumps down into a chair. ] I need a recharge.

He relaxes a bit, a soft whirring sound resonating from his body. Many of his systems were going into rest mode, but he was still awake. “This is nice.”

you know. i don’t even know what to do with these horns. maybe i’ll use them as speakers.