I still respect Paul more than that /other/ United States Martial Arts champion, though.

"Thunder Thighs" All your daddy's money, and you couldn't buy yourself a sense of originality?

Bison has died at least three times. What have you done lately besides take up space?

I'm in my 20s.

Anyway, not going to argue further.

What the bloody hell happened to their hair

Is that teen crime lord's donut hair contagious?

Keeping my beret on. My hair can't be messed with when it's on. I think.

Where is Enero

Shadaloo agents tried to strike recently. I could guess this means that since Decapre's on the prowl that she told Bison about my status.

That was probably one of the worst ops I've ever been on.

...And my phone has a ton of messages, of course. If Ginzu went through my mail again I'm going to-

....

Bison. And inconsolable screaming in....German? Something must've happened.

....And people are picking fights with that bear again.

Uh. Heihachi Mishima's pet.

He's not going to bloody well die, is he?

Not completely certain why Birdie looks like he ate Rufus. The years in jail obviously haven't been kind to him....

Added to To Do List: Snap Duke Nukem's Neck

..... No, no. He might actually enjoy-....Bloody pain.