Some people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond. You've got to be non-shallot.

This and the 2 finger method.

All I think about is buy buy buy buy buy like please

For incase you want to ask me for a favor

I hate when people don’t know to use earphones in public!

Nowadays that can’t even get you a parking spot at the show

Na sitawafunza kila kitu

ON A STRAIGHT LINE

"Wagonjwa wa sukari walambishwe chumvi"

"Mtu ako na elephantiasis aitiwe KWS "

"Nimeskia mkisema sy-philis, kama si yeye ni nani?"

For some weird and goated reason. I never bump into people I don’t talk to, ever again

I went to the Yung Ho Cafe and everybody knew you

Stop abbreviating shit, bro said “dyktmm?” mf do I know the muffin man?

matter fact i’m slapping every lightskin nigga i see on the street today in solidarity

YOU HAD HER COOKING FOR WHITE PPL