Don’t forget to turn your clocks back 50 years tonight

Friendly PSA: the airport terminal isn’t your living room, don’t play paw patrol for your kids at full volume. #thankyouverymuch

Nothing like paying for early bird with Southwest Airlines and still getting towards the middle of the B’s for boarding position

New #TaylorSwift album in October brings a whole new meaning to saying “wake me up when September ends”. #midnights

I’d like to have a word with whoever decided that the short way to type and would be nd. Because it’s the worst and I hate it.

Me staying up to listen to the new Taylor Swift album

i wish i never watched this x.com/ttwaswift/stat…

Someone give me some good #gilmoregirls quotes to put on a t-shirt

I’m enchanted to announce my next tour: Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of my career (past & present!) The first leg of the tour will be in stadiums across the US, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can! verifiedfan.ticketmaster.com/TaylorSwiftTix

Taylor Swifts announcement is tanking my productivity levels

Grocery store employees watching weight loss multi level marketing girls come in to grab another 50 pounds of some random food to show how much weight they lost.

Me after making it through the hot mess of a presale for Taylor Swift tickets #TSTheErasTour

Imagine thinking that allowing gay people to get married somehow diminishes heterosexual marriage.

Newsflash: if you’re going to a movies at the symphony series you’re there to see the symphony play sooo… don’t be rude and leave during the last song.

If JuJu Smith-Schuster scores a touchdown AND Kansas City wins today, we'll give a JuJu Smith-Schuster autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us! (Be aware of potential scam accounts. We will NOT message you asking for your credit card information.)

How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

If I had a nickel for every time I watched something from the early 2000’s starring Chad Michael Murray with a voice over set to Hear You Me by Jimmy Eat World, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.