no more losing dogs, now we bet on winning cats.

my boyfriend is on LinkedIn as we're drinking together how joever is it chat

remembered that I never removed my ex situationship on twitter but then my dumbass accidentally REACTED 👍 to a text in the conversation HELP lmfaooooooo the speed with which I blocked the guy phew

big fan of dips, condiments, sauces, etc.

psych courses are hard in the way that they are hard on your patience

why do meetings feel like a hostage situation

was expecting internship manager to tell me off but instead they said i did great. this shit happens often in life and every time I'm like huh ??

Hamara aura loss karwana kab band karenge yeh log

need

Indian bowlers sorry I doubted u for a second

girlfriend effect is working on the boyfriend, what if the boyfriend effect starts working on me #scared

hey so benevolent sexism is still sexism and still harmful. can't believe the number of ppl falling for this crap.

men be getting women agitated in revulsion and think it's because women have the hots for them. No my guy u are just fucking stupid

Everyone wants a man in finance till u haven't heard said man's voice in days

Isha: calm your tits woman Me: I could calm YOUR tits ;) Isha: I don't think you could, they're so uncalm

why has my bf forgotten all his urdu rizz since he successfully rizzed me up

I wish my crashout included shit like cutting ur hair because why do I want to cut people off

I have such a weak ankle infrastructure -dj baby bok choy

the transformational power of a crashout is so underrated