I'm independent but I'm not stupid, if there's a man around,he's gonna do it

Has anyone ever actually remembered their Ticketmaster password because I’m convinced that even if you put in the right one the app will still tell you it’s wrong and make you change it

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

iPhones turning on the evil red clock when you wake up for water at 3 AM:

funny how people assume everyone wants money at the end of the day when there’s me that wants it at the beginning of the day.

i tried laughing like a lady but there's this hyena inside of me

This is my level of delusion to the t. 😭

you need to leave some space for the universe to surprise you

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

This girl on tiktok said “dont say that you the birthday shit to me” someone said “she heated she the candles” LMAOOOO

for her

Não há possibilidade alguma de eu trabalhar até os 65 anos. Eu nem sei se vou aguentar até às 17h de hoje.

french nails. french fries. french kissing.

this is exactly how my timeline looks like after the auto translate feature

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

this one hit the timeline like a nuclear bomb whole house mad

TL in shambles

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere an angel tends to leave their feathers all over the place