DONOVAN MITCHELL WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!

Donovan Mitchell is ruining EVERYONE’S parlays rn smh…

Derek Carr is so USELESS man can’t get me 200 passing yards smh… Clear shootout spot vs the rams who give up 220+ passing yards per game this year and 230+ last year. Carr projected for 225+ passing yards by Vegas. But if I bet on it. IT AIN’T HAPPENING

Chuba Hubbard FUCK YOU Averages 75+ rushing yards per game and 10+ receiving yards per game this season. Yesterday, doesn’t even get a single catch despite averaging 2.5+ ABSURD

Jared McCain averages 23+ PPG this season but when I bet on him he can’t get 10 points. Ok…

Denver Broncos WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Coming into this game Denver had allowed 25+ points TWICE all season and had held teams BELOW 20 points 9/12 games. Both team’s offences also struggle against pressure and both teams defences have a high pressure rate. The alt under was

TYRESE MAXEY PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. NOT NOW!

Victor Wembenyama 7 foot for NOTHING 0/6 from the field rn. STOP SHOOTING 3S BRO

Kyrie Irving is about to lose me everything tonight. PLEASE BRO IM BEGGING YOU 6 MORE POINTS 🙏

I’m sick to my fucking stomach. Kevin Durant scores 13 points in the first half and gets injured 2 points away from hitting his leg in this massive parlay. Everything else looks like it’s hitting too smh… this one hurts so bad man…

Jayden Reed made Vegas tens of millions tonight. FUCK YOU.

Deebo Samuel has fallen off a cliff. Every week I bet on the bounce pack and every week HE’S COMPLETE DOGSHIT. Another slip sold SMH…

Fucking Will Dissly has ruined countless parlays tonight. Someone made the call.

Luka Doncic WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRO ?!!

Jalen Brunson fucked us all yesterday SMH…

I CANNOT BELIEVE Desmond Ridder is THIS bad. Sold every parlay tonight.

Shai how could you man ? Bro was the last consistent player in the NBA 25+ Points in EVERY SINGLE game this season. EXCEPT TONIGHT WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD BET ON YO ASS!!!

I genuinely CANNOT BELIEVE I’m about to lose this lock of a parlay because Nico Collins couldn’t get 4 receptions. Even at half time this guy was projected for 7+ KILL ME NOW

Russell Westbrook in the playoffs averages per 75 possessions: 20.5 PTS 6.3 REB 3.3 AST 38.9% 3P% 56.4% TS% This is despite a time of ball possession UNDER 2 seconds on 63% of touches! Ridiculous production for such a limited role. He is legitimately producing star level impact