need you to trust me but only for 95 seconds I PROMISE

well the annual Christmas viewing of Family Stone (2005) is going to hit like a truck this year

Deep in the heart of Texas, there is a worm having the time of his little life! 🍗🤠🎟️🧡 #SesameRoadTrip

ENERGY 🔪

On a red wine session and the alarms set for 5 AM

Me returning to my villagers after several years

I love when job vacancies claim they have a great benefits scheme when and list things like: •28 Days Holiday •Sick pay •Maternity leave •Pension scheme These aren't benefits. You've listed mandatory UK law!

i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself

I love pat butcher and barry evans but eastenders needs to stop relying on nostalgia and start creating new icons, because who have we got to be nostalgic about in 30 years time? Junior and Anna knight? Freddie? 🥱They need to properly invest in current characters #EastEnders

bring back the casting call. it should be a southern nobody’s big break

Chile the tears we shed over this woman! Chaz was raising that baby by himself 😫

[shedding a single tear] martin lewis the wife-loving expert

happy £85 Grinch to all those who celebrate

Why are you not telling people that the Lioness line is an absolute shitshow this morning???? TfL

“you must be my oldest brother jackie it’s so nice to meet you” shooting me would hurt less actually

this is hard to explain but middle class people say 'mum' when referring to their mother in external conversation, whereas working class people (correctly) say 'my mum'. i've noticed this for years but i now have enough data to make the statement. cheers.

I totally agree. It is insane that so many toilets don’t have sanitary bins. If you’re incontinent, you then have to carry your waste around with you. It’s primitive and demeaning. Show your customers a basic level of respect and install a sanitary bin. Excellent work

“The Panic in Central Park” from ‘GIRLS’ premiered 10 years ago on HBO.

No one has ever been more cruel to me than I have been to myself