#MartinLewis how do you close a Very shopping account? Having issues with them!

So I did a thing! I wrote some stories and they are now in a book. And it's for charity. Please buy it! Machine (Green Moon Anthologies) amazon.co.uk/dp/1095483927/…

So... This whole Twitter foshizzle... Should I start posting more?

Just tried selected by Tesco Argentinian Malevolent. Went great with our meal - looking forward to trying it with cheese later #TriedForLess

Selected by Tesco Argentinian Malbec goes fabulously with lamb - thanks for the tip Tesco #TriedForLess

Do thanks to the orchard at Tesco testing programme, I got a voucher for a joint of meat which meant I could try... fb.me/4lwXw2ol1

#TriedForLess love food hate waste - Tesco's are now selling wonky fruit and veg, that would otherwise have gone unused

#TriedForLess Tesco love food hate waste programme - use left over veg from your Sunday roast to make veg fritter to accompany Monday tea!

As part of the Tesco love food hate waste programme the orchard sent me some vouchers so I could try for free... fb.me/1oLUbFUJl

@HSBC_UK_Help @adders66 just tried to log on to the main website and just getting webscript

@HSBC_UK_Help it is working again now - 5 minute blip! Got an error message, then the web script, left it for ten, tried again all good now!

@NWPPCDBates Wrexham.com really chuffed to see Mark looking so well. He is a good guy who got into a hole. Easy to do, not easy to come out of👍

LONG AND GUSHING STATUS ALERT!!Well this time on Friday, I was cold, wet, and thanks to my dislike of tents and... fb.me/25rGcbcFw

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Got post festival blues - need music and laughter. Back in work but too tired for it! Seriously flagging now!!!! — feeling meh

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So from reclaimed veg to large pans of ratatouille!! Or maybe that is vat-atouille!!!

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Here is Ever Metal's review of RockWich 2017! Beth Jones and I had a fantastic day and we hope that comes across in our writing. 🤘 x.com/EverMetal2017/…

Jupiter Mining Corporation is hiring. RT this message to apply. #RedDwarfXII