every time work gets hard or gets me down, I think about her. she's what i'm doing all of this for. one day she'll be mine

:3

I’ve watched this 20x this morning x.com/ValentinaForSO…

life is all about the 30-40 minutes you spend being goofy with someone you love before bedtime

they were at Maureen’s protest

“they’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens” is just the plot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

never kill yourself

Don't forget to leave milk & cookies out for him tonight.

about to watch a scary movie so I googled ‘security guard’ to feel safe

This is what you do after winning an Oscar

Ain’t shit funny until they read off the envelope and reveal who the winner of the Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical is

They should let Jennifer Simard do a tight five

jennifer simard came in her sprinter van, served cunt, stole nicole scherzinger’s screen time and left. my hero

Cole Escola reacts to Nicole Scherzinger winning a Tony last night: “Four more years”

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes

if they shot this now there would be 20 people around the edge of the room watching

“i never see you at the club” and i never see you in the cinema, sitting in the middle row with popcorn and drinks