peeta: if it weren't for the baby
katniss:

laying in bed already dreading de-icing my car at 6am tomorrow

me when i have to buy something that is a human essential instead of using the money to get myself a little treat

Despite the horrors there is always look at phone in bed

what it feels like to have a job

That countdown to a holiday is so long🫠

Under 20s Development Team
New signing

Cameron Paterson - Defender
Previous Club - West Calder FC

Welcome to the club for the new season for our new team in the EOS development league….

*BANG BANG BANG* THE WATER IS SAFE SEND MORE BILLIONAIRES *BANG BANG BANG*

is anyone selling an arctic monkeys tickets for glasgow this sunday??😗

me for no reason between my 4th and 5th vodka cran

Never deleting twitter

God creating December:

Food - £200
Rent - £600
£85 Grinch - £85
Broadband - £30
Cleaning service to get Fairy liquid out of my carpet - £500

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my son is covered in juice

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

keep getting sucked into REDDIT tiktoks where they read stuff off of there and play temple run knockoffs in the background. i must break this cycle

the trick to getting through life is having a holiday booked

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.