Not me thinking for 8 episodes that “fit” means in shape 💀 #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

Imagining the trauma and necessary therapy Harry would need after he not only found out he was a wizard and realized his parents were murdered, but then killed a professor with his bare hands… all at age 11. Is this tweet too niche

Just added Amtrak on twitter. This is 31

WATCH: “There’s really no exception for life of the mother— would you support changes?” Gov. Bill Lee either hasn’t read the TN abortion ban or is lying. Docs can try to prove a mom was at risk at trial. Not an “exception”. Lee wouldn’t back a change.😳 It triggers THURSDAY.

I’m convinced the most intriguing movies are simply more complicated versions of Tom & Jerry

If Proud Boys are on your side, you’re probably on the wrong side

I would rather have my phone thrown into a river than have someone respond to my text with “yup”

I sprained my neck when blowing my nose today. Being in your 30s is wild

My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3ngtz4C

Sen. Marsha Blackburn Let me re write that for you. Chuck & I are heartbroken to hear about the shooting at Covenant School in Nashville that was enabled by NRA puppets like me who are willing to let kids be fucking slaughtered so long as the NRA continues giving me millions.

Love how we turn into Kindergarteners on flights. We are taught how to buckle a seatbelt, next is “snack time”, we get excited about having a soda, and then we nap together.

I pay attention to things most people ignore (actors in movies pushing around their food instead of actually eating it)

Being an adult is eating a melatonin gummy for dessert

Me trying to figure out if I’m happy the sun’s out or if I’m pissed because I lost an hour of sleep

Dave Grohl cheats on his wife and gets a teenager pregnant! What’s next! I swear to god if Jed cheats on Pookie, I am DONE

In addition to all the other awful things: when the male Florida cop didn’t take the female detective seriously and she had to pass it over to her male supervisor. Only then did the cop change his tune. Did anyone else notice this? #gabbypetito #gabbypetitodocumentary