2026 new years resolution: fuck shit up fuck it up up up up UP UP UP UP

Started to declutter my clothes. Got to my summer ones and it’s just crop tops, shorts, bikinis and dresses I’m not cut out for this cold weather, I need heat

This year is three years since my favourite holiday and two since I met my man 😭

The way on New Year’s Eve at work, an entire box of Corona bottles fell out the broken box, covering me and my colleague in beer. Now we’re both terrified to go near the booze 😂

Where can I find Batman part l? I need to know what’s happening

If Bucky dies in Doomsday I’m asking Seb to pay for my therapy

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My energy for this year

I had the weirdest dream last night

I hope to god, Mel isn’t in Doomsday if she is Doom can get her in the first five seconds

Me when I walk into the cinema next year and it’s full of DC fans

I posed a photo from 2016 on my instastory and my bum looks great 😂

Fully convinced that some of my friends drop me when they get a boyfriend is because I don’t have one

I’ve just had the best idea for Liverpool Comic Con and it’s not until November and haven’t been to MCM yet 😂😂😂 Why I never thought of this last year I have no clue

Everyone else names their sourdough starter something cute, my sisters is called Ernie, and according to her he’s a little old man

Watching Thunderbolts* Me “JAMES WALK AWAY FROM HER!!!”

To whoever said you can’t see red under white, thank you!!

UK if you could be hot in May the would be great. Thanks

Could the northern lights actually tell me personally when they’re going to show up. I’m tired of missing them every time