The best thing I’ve done this week is introduce Nick to TK Maxx - obsessed 🤩

My sister just said I should invest in ‘baby perfume’ because Freddie’s milk stinks…I’ve never been so disgusted at a suggestion my whole life

I swear my nose looks 7182x bigger in photos than in real life…right?…🫣😳

Normally a cup of tea and half a pack of rich teas 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I genuinely had no idea how much weight I had put on since having Fred until a nightclub camera man took some pics of me!! Jesus Christ. This is not ok

I wanna go ice skating ⛸️

I wish more people I knew play animal crossing, it’s so GOOD! 🙃

So sad I don’t have any decent photos of me and Freddie on his first Christmas!

Ordered some clothes from Newlook twice yesterday because I later found more items I liked and only I could stupidly order the same shirt twice 🤣 guess I really like it 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

I haven’t laughed as much as I did last night in months! 😂 my eyes hurt from crying

Best film! That’s and our lips are sealed

No heating, no WiFi and now my phone isn’t working properly…someone shoot me

It’s amazing how your perspectives change completely once becoming a parent! 👶🏼

Idk how people go to the gym and not get bored?! The only way you’re getting me there are mates & classes 😂

this is one of the most sinister shots on tv i’ve ever seen actually. the way my stomach lurched 😫#happyvalley

I’d absolutely love to know what my blood pressure is on the daily. Fuck. 🤯

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Men are so fucking annoying

lol quick throwback to when my old driving instructor tried to hit me up x

Of course the second I want to try a new under foundation product, it goes viral on TikTok and sells out everywhere…fmllll🤣 e.l.f. Cosmetics