⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀You'll never guess where he went right after.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴅᴀʏs ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴɢᴇʟs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇ ᴏɴ ʙɪɢ ғᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴄᴋs. ʀᴏᴜɢʜ, sʟᴏᴘᴘʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ-ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ? ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ↻﹢♡

𝐓𝐨𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲.

Kinda cute.

That’s easy when you’re the tiniest person on earth.

Well, what do you want? I assume you don’t like to waste any time.. so let’s get to it.

it feels good to be 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤.

Those eyes . . Get your mind out of the gutter, Phil.

You are. . And you know it too, which is even more attractive. Oh, and nice wristbands, babe.

You’re a very smart girl. . And cute? the total package. Remind me to give you a percentage of my commissions on merch sales.

You’re just going to have to let me take you to dinner then. My treat.

What can I say? I’m just a stand up guy.

Such a pretty innocent young thing just asking to be wrecked.

Cute.

Spare my boredom . .

| that ignorant fuck better not give all of us Punk fakes a bad rep.

The only time. .? You ask this all the time.

Make me—

𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒.

Consider it done.