Did the coffee make it home ?

Funny how it’s 75 years of windrush and 75 years of the NHS .Funny that 🙃

for the potato fears not death

I have just told my girlfriend, Kate Nash, that she must eat so many lemons cause she is so bitter. Now to sit back and relax, safe in the knowledge there's no way she could have a rhyming comeback to that.

I am on Threads. I will probably be equally sweary/reposty there. threads.net/@swoonbabystar…

Dogs taking a long drag on a cigarette and rasping, “Did I ever tell you kids about the time David Cameron fucked a pig?”

“She’s better known for the things she does on the mattress” (Overthinking and honk shoo mimimi)

I think about this Tom Waits story all the time.

LMAOOOJFBF

my response to "Dril Is A Cuck " — wrong. if i was a cuck i would be aroused by your comment, instead i am highly upset by it

Let's add it!

Went to a dog friendly showing of Barbie this morning and everytime Ryan Gosling appeared on screen a dog in the front row growled and it added an unnecessary level of suspense to the film.

massive thanks to Musicalsplaining for Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping - that was a very fun watch ❤️

Today we say goodbye to this great blue bird This logo was designed in 2012 by a team of three. Todd Waterbury, Angy Che and myself, The logo was designed to be simple, balanced, and legible at very small sizes, almost like a lowercase "e", a 🧵

The cheese shelf seems like a good idea to ensure separation from the cured meats, but observe the handle of the tongs which is creating a bridge between the levels and providing sweaty hand germs directly to the sliced ham. It's a food hygiene cluster bomb.