Uncle Festa (@bertusshark) 's Twitter Profile
Uncle Festa

@bertusshark

Builder/Renovator and hates Dumb people.

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calendar_today13-11-2012 19:21:02

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Uncle Festa (@bertusshark) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This lady presenter on the "Pre- match show" is bloody awful, please switch her mic off. Keeps talking over everyone! #ssrugby #FrvsSA

Sama Hoole (@samahoole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Medieval England had laws dictating who could eat what based on social class. Nobility: Venison, beef, mutton, game birds. The fattiest cuts. Roasted whole. Peasants: Barley, oats, peas, beans. Meat maybe twice a year at festivals. This wasn't preference. This was LAW. You

Medieval England had laws dictating who could eat what based on social class.

Nobility: Venison, beef, mutton, game birds. The fattiest cuts. Roasted whole.

Peasants: Barley, oats, peas, beans. Meat maybe twice a year at festivals.

This wasn't preference. This was LAW. You
Seersha💋🍀🐾 (@saoirsetseachla) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Blood, sweat and tears and a half head of hair gone, but I did it. I literally built this from scratch, integration and automation done. with zero knowledge and experience. Damn I am theee sheeeeet! Im so proud of this. 💜🖤 plushpixels.com

Laurika 🌻🐕🌊 (@lolsielove) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So I have this Boerboel that will be euthanized by his owner if we can not find a home for him before the owner leaves for eastern cape in two weeks. I beg you all for help just to share, no money not to take him, just to share and only 14 people care enough to share😭😭

Laurika 🌻🐕🌊 (@lolsielove) 's Twitter Profile Photo

He crept into my heart from day one. This big Boerboel, living in such hard and unfair conditions, deserves a life filled with love and dignity. Behind his size is a gentle heart… he just needs someone to see him, choose him, and give him the life he’s been denied

Alan Smith (@alanjlsmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3.

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. 

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay £1.

The sixth would pay £3.
Alice. Frikken Alice. 🚜🎗️ (@frikken_alice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The 3 people who'll hopefully see my post, please RT 🙏🐾❤️ This boy would love a forever home for Christmas. Look at him 😍 Deets on Boesman and contact for Odin foster 👇 Please. Adopt don't shop..

The 3 people who'll hopefully see my post, please RT 🙏🐾❤️

This boy would love a forever home for Christmas. Look at him 😍

Deets on Boesman and contact for Odin foster 👇

Please. Adopt don't shop..
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 (@soaringeagle45) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A man buys a parrot. The bird is beautiful but swears in the most foul manner all day long. The man tries everything to silence the parrot: he covers the cage, he turns on loud music, he threatens to hit the parrot… but it’s all of no… After a few days of incessant ranting,

Pascal Anglehart 🇨🇦 (@demoskratosca) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let’s start the largest “Merry Christmas” chain ever seen on X. Repost it until everyone trying to destroy our Christmas is so pissed they delete their X account. Let’s be proud of our history, even if you’re not religious. Merry Christmas to you and all your loved ones! 😘

Let’s start the largest “Merry Christmas” chain ever seen on X.
Repost it until everyone trying to destroy our Christmas is so pissed they delete their X account.
Let’s be proud of our history, even if you’re not religious.
Merry Christmas to you and all your loved ones! 😘
Uncle Festa (@bertusshark) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hi City of Cape Town has this water outage gotten away from you? Looks like most of the Southern Suburbs are without water? Area that was not supposed to be affected are now without water??

Kwagga Boucher (@kwaggaboucher) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mr. Romantic May the birth of our one and only true God, Jesus Christ, bestow a blessing of grace and peace upon your household to the belittlement of every other false religion.

Sihle Ngobese (@bigdaddyliberty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear City of Cape Town & Geordin Hill-Lewis, can you please find this rude litter-bug of a driver and send him a “lump of coal” (fine) for being so naughty over Christmas. #CapeTown is a beautiful city, and we must all play our part to keep it that way! That bus company that tried to teach