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Ian Illingworth

@bertielandy

Love all things technical, old electronics, Art Deco. I tinker with sh*t and do security stuff to pay the bills.

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After switching off the Ignition a wheel will fall off. You can re-enable the '4 wheels on my car' function in our shop .... VW call it a feature...I call it a bug .....

After switching off the Ignition a wheel will fall off. You can re-enable the '4 wheels on my car' function in our shop .... VW call it a feature...I call it a bug .....
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It's Friday. Nothing ever happens on a Friday. Here's a testcard and some light music for us all to glide quietly into the Weekend. ...

It's Friday. Nothing ever happens on a Friday. Here's a testcard and some light music for us all to glide quietly into the Weekend. ...
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Big Dave has moved into consulting. He recently advised on a new heating project. Leveraging his years of experience he is well placed to advise on critical installations in corporate offices and other locations. And not just networking infrastructure. π”…Ν›π”―Ν›π”¦Ν›π”žΝ›π”«Ν› Ν›π”šΝ›π”₯͛𝔒͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛

Big Dave has moved into consulting. He recently advised on a new heating project. Leveraging his years of experience he is well placed to advise on critical installations  in corporate offices and other locations. And not just networking infrastructure. <a href="/brianwhelton/">π”…Ν›π”―Ν›π”¦Ν›π”žΝ›π”«Ν› Ν›π”šΝ›π”₯͛𝔒͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛</a>
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Lightning make router go poppy pop ...i'd diagnosed within 5 minutes it was the router not the line. Vodafone : We'll make you go through 1hr20 of chat to ultimately say 'it's the router' we need to send you a new one.

Lightning make router go poppy pop ...i'd diagnosed within 5 minutes it was the router not the line. Vodafone : We'll make you go through 1hr20 of chat to ultimately say 'it's the router' we need to send you a new one.
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It's come to the attention of HR that Big Dave has been innovating again. Timely reminder that we do retain intellectual property rights on all employee designs inside and outside of contracted hours. Please refer to section 23,234 of the employment contract. π”…Ν›π”―Ν›π”¦Ν›π”žΝ›π”«Ν› Ν›π”šΝ›π”₯͛𝔒͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛

It's come to the attention of HR that Big Dave has been innovating again. Timely reminder that we do retain intellectual property rights on all employee designs inside and outside of contracted hours. Please refer to section 23,234 of the employment contract. <a href="/brianwhelton/">π”…Ν›π”―Ν›π”¦Ν›π”žΝ›π”«Ν› Ν›π”šΝ›π”₯͛𝔒͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛</a>