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Can you imagine taking your boyfriend's fone one night & hear him say "when you're done make sure you cry outside, I wanna sleep. 😂😂 G'night 💋

it’s never too late to put a smile on his face by sending boob pics

If you see 2 girl best friends out together, the short one the hoe

When I start talking to you, you should start talking to a mental health professional.

Looks like I'm not going to work today, my road is all taped off, it's a crime scene 🧐 G'morning you lot 💋

Start your day with coffee & end your day with cock.

Some people are afraid to be corny. Not me. I live life on the cob, baby.

What's a harsh reality everyone needs to hear ??

Good question 🤔

So don't be offended when REAL women are pregnant & you expect them to hide their bump. smh

If anyone is crushing on me, I wish you'd shoot your shot You don't even have competition right now

Older men are more fun and a lot less drama…

I'm only an hour early for work 🙄 G'morning you lot 💋

Cherophobia is a fear of being happy - because when you're happy something bad always happens 😂😂

Somebody is getting cheated on this weekend. Not me, I'm single. Y'all be safe tho 💋

Petty 🙄

😂🤣🤣 he looks like Vin Diesel

Yes. Yes you do 😂😂