It's one thing to be a hoe, but a ratchet hoe? Bitch please, take a seat --> _/

This bitch tweeted "Brb Gonna Take A Shower" 2minutes later "Back" ...GET YO NASTY ASS BACK IN THAT SHOWER!

Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox.

If you wouldn't make her a wife, then don't make her a mother

Shut it Hoe

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.

BASIC BITCH TWITTER NAMES: LICK my this, EAT my that, Roman numerals, pretty this , bad that , minaj this, monroe that or Barbie this.

Teacher: Did I give out homework? Class: No. Teacher's pet: " Yes he did! Don't you remember?" ALL OF THE CLASS : * DEATH STARE*

Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat this hoe to death....

I swear ugly people find love faster.

Chris Brown punching hoes, Ocho Cinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer!

I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. Hell naw. . That shit dangerous.

#GirlsLikeItWhenYou Give them their space.. Every girl knows that one annoying guy who's constantly asking "So when we gone chill?"

Nigga, I never argue, I just explain why I?m right.

That nigga Mr. Krabs needs to go on Maury and get a DNA test for Pearl.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold stormy days!!" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Teachers act fake af when the principal comes in the classroom.

#HighSchoolMadeMeRealize that the people who say they will never change, are always the ones who change the most.

Hoes should be called humpty dumpty. First they get humped and then they get dumped

#ReasonsIFailAtBeingAGirl I don't CARE about calories. If I'm hungry , I'm gonna eat!