can lightning mcqueen get drunk without getting a DUI

Every once in a while you forgot your self worth. Good thing it’s never quite out of reach 💕💕

I’m Pro-Hoe, Pro-Choice, Pro-Do whatever tf you want as long as you’re not hurting people.

i wanna carve a pumpkin w him then throw it at his head lol

Not to flex but my mental health has never been this positive. Here’s to loving yourself and straight vibing ✌️🌻

i bet barron is in the gym completely unphased working on his free throws rn

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damn bitch r u a bike trail cuz u actin like a cycle path 😳

This was the biggest bombshell of the night..

😏 taking time for yourself to practice self care? god the things u do drive me wild 😩

The most painful thing about Covid is seeing a dog on a walk and knowing you can’t pet it. All I want is to give a stranger’s dog a good pet. Thanks for coming to my TED talk 🐶

just found out gibby isn’t in the icarly reboot. no one text. all I feel is pain.

hi there i hope something good happens to you today