I need to tell you guys something. I am on The Bachelor tonight. Colton loses his virginity to me. I have no other comment at this time.

Am I the only HowDidThisGetMade? fan who thought everyone at the #sotu chanting "U.S.A." was actually chanting "KUMITE"? Asking for a friend... Paul Scheer June Diane Raphael

Elmo is the ONLY choice. Grover: too anxious Cookie Monster: would go through cookie withdrawal & who even knows what his sober personality is Oscar: anyone who chooses Oscar should be on a watchlist

Make another suit. x.com/guardian/statu…

LIZZO "I just took a DNA test, turns out..."

Dean: I can’t be a good boyfriend Caelynn: why? Dean: #BachelorInParadise

#gettingfiggywithit

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

No one: Literally no one: Andrew Cuomo: Wanna hear all the ways I can say "zero"?

Voting is powerful. Our Co-Founder and CEO Florian Otto has signed the Civic Alliance Open Letter and committed to ensuring our team is able to vote safely and conveniently. Sign up and share here: civicalliance.com #vote #vote2020

Health-care billing provider Cedar Cares has raised financing that values it at $3.2 billion, more than four times its value last year. trib.al/nVNQN5a

Big news - Cedar has signed a definitive agreement to acquire OODA Health! Love being part of a team that is working to solve some of the biggest issues in healthcare for consumers: forbes.com/sites/katiejen… Forbes

Honored to be included on Inc.'s 2021 Best Workplaces! A strong #culture fuels business success - and with the integration Cedar and OODA Health, we are joining two great cultures, continuing to be a place where people love to work cedar.com/press/cedar-ra… #IncBestWorkplaces

How Im sleeping tonight knowing I’m not Jake Gyllenhaal’s publicist

At Cedar, we want to support all parents as they expand their families - and we're proud to share our paid leave benefits as part of the #ShowUsYourLeave movement. Thank you to Ken Keo for fostering transparency & action around such an important topic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, you'll agree Love is confusing But medical billing should never be #HealthPolicyValentines

*sigh*

It’s always “Come on Barbie, let’s go party” and never “Come on Barbie, here's a healthcare bill you can actually understand"

"Do you ever think about being able to understand your medical bills?"

When paying your healthcare bill is *actually* simple